Ray: AKA Radar, Little Ray, Ray Mac, Gay Ray, Mickey
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 178
Strengths: Ray is a good sleeper. Laying down on a bench or bent over a tailgate he can sleep through just about anything. A passion for food like beef jerky and his homemade bean dip his quick wit and parties make him welcom at all tailgates. Oh yeah, don't forget his wise ass remarks to any and eevry girl that he sees - CLASSIC!
Weaknessess: A pussy when it comes to cold weather (he's from Chicago?!?) His passing out at inopportune times gets old as does his butt ass truck. The occasional whip cracking at Ray's back explains a few things but not the "Public Indecency" misdemeanor on his record. FYI, you are supposed to buy cars at the car lot not piss on them Ray.
Outlook for 2002: Ray, Ray, Ray...you had a decent year last year but there is improvement that needs to be made - start with attendance! (See whip cracking above, damn family matters) Lose the La-Z-Boy recliner, race watching attitude and get on the Panther Night Train. Cheer for da Bears in December and watch us snip off your gonads.
