Frequently Asked Questions

How do I get included in the Power Rankings?

Not just anyone is eligible for the Tailgate State rankings.  Attendance is the most important requirement to become a full-time recognized tailgater.  Active participation is also a key -- you can't just show up and expect instant respect.  You have to earn it by partaking in community/tailgating events such as shotgunning beers, doing shots, gambling and providing liquor & chow. Love the Panther games and incorporate the Panther game into every conversation possible. If you don't love to tailgate, then you shouldn't even consider showing up. 

How are discretionary points awarded?

Ahh, the magical question..."How do I get more points?"  Well, it is very simple.  If I say you do.  You must impress me and I am not easily impressed.  I will give a few scenario's that have a high probability of getting you points:  getting arrested for being drunk; smuggling full bottles of champagne or liquor into the game; renting a RV for a roadtrip; buying a keg; making a big GTP Tailgating banner; getting painted on GOOD parts of your body; having stadium sex (double if it with me & triple if you are a female); bringing fire wood.   These are all point worthy.  Please note that begging for points is a sure sign that you won't get any and that if you do something stupid you WILL lose points.  Idocy will not be rewared.

Can I bring a date to the tailgater?

Only if she falls into one of the following categories: wife, significant other of at least six months, mother of your baby or possessor of hot friends (minimum of 2) for the other tailgaters. All other female companions are encouraged to stop by during the day but you will be heckled if she is with you when you arrive at the tailgater.

Sure - as long as they are they are friendly, don't take themselves or their team too seriously and bring their own beer. Make sure they understand, though, that they are walking down a dangerous path if they try to talk too much trash. We've seen violence at our tailgate before and we're sure to see it again someday.

What if I don't drink?

We have strict rules about this.  We need either a note from a physician stating your medical condition or physical evidence of pregnancy to get out of this one. An "Alcoholics Anonymous" membership card is also permissable.

Can I just tailgate and not attend the game?

We have come across this type of behavior and it is very disruptive. There is only one known circumstance where this is acceptable: when the game is sold out and it is financially impossible for you to acquire a ticket. In that case you are required to remain at the tailgate and guard all of the beer, food and lawn chairs until halftime.

What time do you tailgate?

Estimated tailgate tip-off time is three hours before the scheduled kickoff for that day's game. Adjustments are made depending on the level of our hangover from the previous evening.

I don't like beer. May I drink wine?

Of course. We're all about class. Cork bottles only, though, no 20/20 Mad Dog or any kind of screw-tops are allowed. Boxes of wine (i.e. Franzia) are appreciated as gestures of your generosity. 

How about Zima?

Sure, but drink it out of a cup and make sure you leave your empties at the neighboring tailgater.

I tend to get loud and obnoxious when I drink, will this be a problem?

No problem at all.  This organization was founded by obnoxious people who have issues with controlling their drinking.  In fact, if you don't make a jackass out of yourself at least once during the season we will frown upon you.

If I know I will be late to the game can I still attend?

We strive to be punctual but if the effort is there and the excuse is valid we will allow you to attend. Bring a little sumpin' sumpin' special and we'll forgive you quicker.

What should I bring?

We understand some of you are rookies so we'll lead you through this:  a twelve-pack of beer is always a great start.  Ice is money and we'll love you for it.  Ninety-nine cents won't kill you if you're on a tight budget.  If you feel like battling  with the big tailgaters, mix in a salad, pasta, chips and dip or maybe a casserolle and don't forget paper plates, forks, and napkins.  Meat for the grill is a key.  We don't like moochers. 

If I pass out at the tailgater while guarding the beer will I be suspended?

No. You will get your picture on the web site and receive a season pass to all of our Panther Tailgates for the year.

What if I don't want my picture on the web site?

Sorry but if you participate at any Panthers Tailgate your mug is open season for photogs. 

Some times I wet my pants when I drink, will this be a problem?

Of course not. We all have accidents. Just bring an extra set of drawers and we'll celebrate by shotgunning another beer or doing a shot.

Can I make fun of other Tailgaters for not drinking at the site?

Oh God yes, but do so with class.  We don't want anyone's feelings hurt.

What happens after the game?

We continue tailgating until we're out of beer. Depending on how we all feel, we either follow this up by going straight to a bar or home to sleep and prepare for the impending work week.

Any other tailgating rules?

Yes - help clean up the area before you leave. We've got a great tailgating location and would hate to kick your ass because you didn't throw your trash into the dumpster.  Tell Moses thanks as you leave and if he's stayed extra late through him some chicken or cash as a reward.

Does Pete have WAY too much time on his hands?

Yes, definately  - after reading all the garbage on this website is there any question about it?