E-mail: He can't even work his cell phone, are you kidding me?

 

Height: 5'11"

 

Weight: A fighting 212

 

Strengths: Lock, or Donny as his wife calls him, always sports a pair of stylin' sunglasses while he drinks an unbelieveale amount of whiskey shots.  He sports the best Panthers gear and is a fountain of knowledge about football.  His quick wit is only supassed by his desire for the immense quantity of cheap Busch beer that he consumes.

 

Weaknessess: Lock is a wuss when it comes to rain.  He has bypassed games because of incliment wether and will usually blame it on his bad back.  When he is at the game god bless the fact he wears those Depends because I don't know what he would do.  Sometimes his gambling and video poker losses can make Lock a whiner but for the most part he does okay.  Locks major drawback is a bloke called UConn but what can you say.  Last but not least, Lock is screwed because he lives in South Carolina.  No more needs to be said.

 

Outlook for 2002:  Lock is a legend.  That's all!  He always has a great Post Game attitude and turns it up.  He travels well to Atlanta every year and should post good numbers on the 2002 Power Rankings.  As an elder you always have to be on the look out for injuries but all in all he is a Most Valuable Tailgater Contender.