Guido: AKA Greg
Height: 5'7"
Weight: A tight 167
Strengths: Greg is a friendly Buffalo Bastard who always has the coolest shades. His hats used to be stylish but he has decided to show his glowing skull and forget about the caps. He is a big time food bringer (especially when it comes to beans!) His sexual exploits in Pineville and the surrounding area are legendary.
Weaknessess: Although a small man we wonder about some of the larger, older women that we have seen Guido with. An avid early riser he calls people at 6:13 AM which is totally wrong. He has had some bad experiences with passing out because of the "heat" - yeah right. His only other weaknesses include repeating himself over and over when drunk and never saying good-bye when he leaves andrepeating himself over and over when drunk and never saying good-bye when he leaves andrepeating himself over and over when drunk and never saying good-bye when he leaves and....you get the picture.
Outlook for 2002: Guido has the possibility of being a 100 percenter if he will just ignore Ray's taunting. A definite frontrunner fot Rookie of the year awards he needs to watch out for those mid-season injuries.
