Hoss: AKA J, Big J, Jason, but usually we just like to call him "The Streak"
Height: 6'3
Weight: 250 he says, we say 270
Strengths: The ladies love him as well as everyone else. This guy makes friends. I mean he is pals with Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden for Christs sake. A venerable bar dweller he is an entertaining (and often nekkid) drunk. An impeccible dresser Hoss has all the newest and coolest tailgate supplies.
Weaknessess: Kryptonite, gambling, pooping and older women. The only other weaknesses include the distant sound of "whhhhipaack" overcome only by the "glug-glugging" of the water he drinks between each beer. Knock it off, there is water in beers you freaking pussy!
Outlook for 2002: Besides always being hung-over and sometimes hurling at the tailgate The Streak does a good job incorporating his ladies into the tailgate. He'll put up good number but he lets his work and family get in the way of his tailgating - especially at Thanksgiving, hint, hint!
